A madman found all the Korok seeds and boy it ain’t worth it (spoilers)
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is a massive game. While many have repeatedly said this, it always comes as shock when leaning just how much more there is. When you think you have come to the final throes of one element, you are smacked upside the head that you aren’t even close to the finish line.
One of the biggest collectibles in the game are the Korok seeds. These are your only means of upgrading your carry capacity for your equipment (Melee, Bows and Shields). While the number is never explicitly given, it turns out there are 900 of these little puzzles around Hyrule.
One player, xFateAwaitsx, has done it and found every single one of those weird little tree men and returned their seeds to Hetsu. For what can only be painstaking work, a constant trudge looking under every rock (literally a lot of the time), and farfetched logic for solving makeshift puzzles, they found them all. Just to give a brief glimpse of the lunacy of the task, just getting from 899 to that incredible 900 took two hours.
So, what is the amazing reward to the painstaking effort?
That is it. A worthless slap in the face by Nintendo. Ladies and gentlemen, that is poop, kaka, faeces, last night’s 5 star meal, el numero dos, a less cool Sukamon figurine, Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust or just plain ol’ sh!t.
No Bonus, no boosts, no super-secret element only now being unfolded, just cr*p. Well done for your effort, we hope it was worth it.