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    Default What are the craziest video game storylines that we just ignore/accept?


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    How about Counter-terrorists having to buy weapons in order to tackle terrorists

    Hardened special ops troops who can wield any weapon perfectly, but are unable to climb a minor hill (Warzone).

    A no-name Viking who progresses from naked barbarian to steel-clad knight in 50 days. (Valheim)

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    Kingdom Hearts

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    In the game's plot, "Baron Von Blubba" has kidnapped the brothers Bubby and Bobby's girlfriends and turned the brothers into Bubble Dragons, Bub and Bob. Bub and Bob have to finish 100 levels in the Cave of Monsters in order to rescue them.
    Totally acceptable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highwayman View Post
    In the game's plot, "Baron Von Blubba" has kidnapped the brothers Bubby and Bobby's girlfriends and turned the brothers into Bubble Dragons, Bub and Bob. Bub and Bob have to finish 100 levels in the Cave of Monsters in order to rescue them.
    Totally acceptable.
    More believable than 7de laan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siphon View Post
    Kingdom Hearts
    Yeah that game started out alright, but it went to crazy town fast. kh1 and 2 was just absolute gold, especially 2. And even Birth by Sleep was good. But it just kind of became whack after that.

    Okay apart from the fact that a Key that's far duller than a bread knife is used as a ****ing sword I could understand it being used as a blunt weapon, but a blade? Eish.

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    Pretty much any game where cutscene bullets are deadly for your character, but gameplay bullets are just a minor nuisance.

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    When Kiryu says he’s never killed anyone in Yakuza.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wlad View Post
    When Kiryu says he’s never killed anyone in Yakuza.

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    WAR, WAR never changes. After the bombs dropped we have Synthetic humans, Assaultron robots, flying Vertibots, teleportation, intelligent mutants, modifiable energy weapons etc.

    However Motor vehicles are an impossibility

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