Meet the Team
Garth Holden
The Wookiee
Bio: Hairy. Prone to bouts of sarcasm. Possibly a pedant. Enjoys using words like pedant.
Formats I own: 
PC, PS4, Xbox One, Wii U, Switch, PS3 (lightning) , 360, Wii, PS2, Vita, 3DS, New 3DS
You’re on an island and can only have one game: 
World of Warcraft
You have the opportunity to throw a game into the pits of hell: 
Dragon’s Dogma
Twitter: 
@Valshen
Favourite Food: 
Dagwood sandwich
Favourite Drink: 
Coca-Cola
PSN: Dentarr
XBL: Abigail42
Steam: Valshen
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Zain Moosa
JRPGs personified
Bio: Eat, Sleep & Dream about Video Games, but I’ll never understand how people play that retro stuff, get with the times!
Formats I own: PS4, PS3, PS1, PSP, WiiU, Wii, GameCube, 3DS, DS, GBA, GBC, Mega Drive
You’re on an island and can only have one game: That game with the green guy in his funny hat, I think his name is Zelda.
You have the opportunity to throw a game into the pits of hell: Any RPG, stupid games.
Favourite Food: Pizza
Favourite Drink: Pikachu tears
Twitter: @Xein_ZA
PSN: Zain_Moosa
NNID: 4kira04
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Charlie Small
Loves punishment
Bio: Ex-PC Master Race Elitist who fell from grace and now exclusively plays on consoles. Other than games, I like watching sports, because doing is just silly. I brew beer with my old man, and then drink it. And I like complaining about people’s inability to park between the lines at shopping malls.
Formats I own: PS4, Xbox One, PS3, PS Vita
You’re on an island and can only have one game: The Witcher III, because that game is life!
You have the opportunity to throw a game into the pits of hell: Daikatana (It was a gift from an ex, think I should’ve seen the signs)
Favourite Food: Gebraaide Skaap tjoppies
Favourite Drink: Piet Small’s American Amber Ale (My old man’s homebrew)
Twitter: @Nemo42_ZA
PSN: TheNemo42
XBL: Nemo42ZA
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Marko Swanepoel
Can play guitar!
Bio: Qualified language professional who still struggles to spell “necessary”. Life-long gamer with a passion for narrative and big guns.
Formats I own: Xbox One, PS4, 3DS, PS Vita, Xbox 360
You’re on an island and can only have one game: The Witcher 3
You have the opportunity to throw a game into the pits of hell: Blackwater. Don’t know it? Good.
Twitter: @MGTHABO
Favourite Food: Pizza, yo.
Favourite Drink: Rum & Coke. Judge all you want, I know you love it too.
PSN: MGTHABO
XBL: MG THABO
Steam: MG THABO
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Abigail Holden
The LEGO lady

Bio: Gamer. Fake Geek Girl. LEGO, Pathfinder RPG, Sims fanatic. Trekkie. Wars…ie (?)
Formats I own: If it plays games, we probably own it.
You’re on an island and can only have one game: The Sims 4
You have the opportunity to throw a game into the pits of hell: Star Wars The Old Republic – the MMO, not the amazing single-player RPG.
Favourite Food: Chocolate
Favourite Drink: Water (no, really)
Twitter/Instagram: TriangularRoom
PSN: PSN Dentarr
XBL: Abigail42
Steam: TriangularRoom

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Paul Roux
Future Indie dev
Bio: I’m trying to get a degree in making games so I guess all this counts as studying. Hailing from Cape Town, I try to keep these Northerners in check with tales any sort of tasting one can imagine
Formats I own: Switch, PS4, Xbox One, Wii U, 3DS, Xbox 360, DS, GBA, PC, A scratched copy of GTA: Vice City on PS2
You’re on an island and can only have one game: Mega Man Battle Network 3 Blue Version
You have the opportunity to throw a game into the pits of hell: League of Legends fyt me irl
Twitter: @BiPaulerBear
Favourite Food: Something pretentious that one can only find in CT
Favourite Drink: Lime Milkshake boyyyyyy
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Ashwar Jacobs
The artist
Bio: Cape Town kullid now living in Gautengville (for now). Started gaming on PC, then I took a Golden China to the knee. Now I play games using 7-month-old bread sticks and the crud you’d find behind the fridge, all on a scientific calculator.
Formats I own: Xbox One, Xbox 360, PC
You’re on an island and can only have one game: Forza Horizon 3
You have the opportunity to throw a game into the pits of hell: Battleborn. Toss it down there in an eternal loop.
Favourite Food: Zain’s Fire Moosas
Favourite Drink: Blood and Wine
Twitter: @AshwarJacobs
XBL: eVolVee
Steam: eVolVeeZA
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Timóteo Da Silva
Mario in real life
Bio: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe nut – anything sports or platforming-related and I’m in.
Formats I own: Switch, 3DS, Mac (Previously XBox 360, PS 1, 2 and 3 WiiU, and Golden China special)
You’re on an island and can only have one game: Super Mario Bros… Err Super Mario World… Err Super Mario Odyssey
You have the opportunity to throw a game into the pits of hell: Seems a bit harsh, but hell doesn’t really exist so maybe anything shooting or super violent could be chucked. So… Ice Climber?
Favourite Food: Any and all burgers and Galinha á Frikase (Mom’s Portuguese recipe
Favourite Drink: Coke
Twitter: @TiMarioDS
XBL: Loading…
NNID: TiMario
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Dawid Venter
Makes pretty pictures
Bio: A self-confessed console fanboi. PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo, SEGA… bring anything. I love ’em all.
Formats I own: Switch, PC (Indie gaming), Xbox One X, PS4 Pro, Wii U, Vita, 3DS, PS3, 360, Wii, PSP, DS, Xbox, PS2, GameCube, Dreamcast, N64, PS1, SEGA Saturn, SNES, Switch, Mega Drive, Master System, Atari 2600, 32X, Intellivision, 3DO.
You’re on an island and can only have one game: Wipeout Omega Collection
You have the opportunity to throw a game into the pits of hell: Batman Forever needs a Batarang up its backside.
Twitter: @dawid22
Favourite Food: Ice Cream. It is food!
Favourite Drink: Beer (or Redbull)
PSN: dawid22ZA
XBL: dawid22
NNID: dawid22ZA

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